yay im finally back from THE china.
anywyas, im beening typing out a post when i was in china, sohere goes nothing:
Yay, i'm typing this on the train from Qingdao, to Shanghai. As you might have already known, the Chinese government censors Blogger and Facebook for various unknown reasons(My sister says,"it's to prevent political dissidents from spreading their ideas") Anyways, I can't use them, so i'm typing this onto notepad, and saving it then copying it laterr.
China is actually super polluted. Beijing was like, really hazy and stuff. But anyways, i'm sectionising(i copyright this word!) this post according to the diferent places I went to.
Beijing:
The traffic in Beijing is crazy, it's like, a constant traffic jam. Urks, we (my family) went to two garden things the first two days, which were so boring, cos all you saw were trees, soil, water. And shitloads of ancient Chinese architecture. Went to the Great Wall the next day. Damn the Great Wall was great. Apart from the really high(and steep) steps, it rocked. The view from the highest point was marvelous.(well not really)(("The Great Wall is a marvelous feat of Chinese brilliance."-My sister(the suckup))) Then we went to Ming Tombs, which sucked, cos we didn't see the tombs, just wax figures. The next day, we went to Tiananmen Square, and ze Forbidden City (which isn't so forbidden now, cuz there're loads of tourists). TAM Square is like a Square of Chinese propoganda. The Forbidden City was also per ritty boring, but I guess it was cool cos you saw super antiquecy jade and pottery. We went to see the Hutongs next. Boringo. But I did get to drink Pina Colada. Yay! Oh, here's a pretty bad joke, yes? "Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?" "Tequila!" Say it with a Mexican accent, and it's To Kill Her. Yup, thereof ends Beijing.
Dalian:
Visiting my maternal family here, and yay it was fun. My grandmother and uncle are both awesome cooks, and they made really good food, like abalone, and fish and stuff. It rocked. My aunt also totally spoilt me and my sister by buying GREAT stuff like Maomaochong bread(you guessed it, it's like a caterpiller) and cream puffs and stuff. We didn't do much, only a bumper car. But generally we just sat at home and ate stuff. Good stuff.
Qingdao:
Qingdao was boringggggg. We visited my paternal family who live in the countryside with chickens and stuff and stayed there for a night. I have a nephew! A super cute one too. And greedy. Believe me, he ate like, an egg, a tomato, crackers and two cartons of milk in an hour. My sister says,"he has super huge eyes and super long eyelashes and he is the cutest baby I have ever seen. BS!" BS is Baby Syndrome, not Bullshit, btw! And he drools like mad. He drooled on my jeans before and my sister's. Urks. He spat baby formula on my sister too. "That little brat, but he's cute!!"-Me sis. (in my experience, anyone who's cute is alright in my sister's book no matter what they do.) Then, we went to Laoshan. And the spring water there is super cold and very nice. Yes I drank it, even though it was probably polluted like crazy. Yup, that's all for now.
Ze Train:
China is messing with my mentality and health! Since the sun rises very early, I always wake up at like, 7, and not get enough sleep. Argh, i dies. (i feel like puking now! motion sickness!!) ALot of people actually didn't buy the First Class tickets for the train but just go there, cos it's not full. TypicallyChinese. Yes, btw, I'm in First Class. I cannot believe I missed the class gathering! I thought there wasn't one this holiday. Damn, I fails. Hope it was good, anyways. This super weird guy sitting in front of me is like, always turning back and staring at me. Odd, that.
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Shanghai:
I went to the Shanghai Expo! Yay it rocked. Well, I liked it anyways, even though most of it was devoted to standing in a queue. My sister and I each bought this weird passporty thing, where you can get stamps from different Pavillions. So basically whatever Pavillions you went to, you could get a stamp to prove you went there. I went to the U.K Pavillion, Chinese Provinces Pavillion, China Pavillion, Australia Pavillion, Pacific Islands Pavillion, U.N Pavillion, World Trade Centre Pavillion, Holland Pavillion, African Pavillion, and Belgian Pavillion. Got shitloads of stamps. (okay i admit it, i went to the places just for the stamps. XDXD) Yup, but I didn't get to go to the South American Pavillions, dang. Yup. Oh, trivia about our hotel. It has a computer! Yay, it rocks. Also went to a place called, "The Bund". Don't ask me what a Bund is, it's just what it is. The night view there is great. That's all for Shanghai. I admit, not a really great place.
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Chengdu: Okay, i guess. Bearable. First day, went to some ancient water separation thing. I guess I was supposed to appreciate the genius of the ancient Chinese, but I didn't. The next two days, we went with a tour group to two "Buddhist" mountains. Leshan and Emeishan. Quite boring, though. It was super cold up at the top of Emeishan, like about 6 degrees Celsius. After that, we went to the breeding grounds of giant pandas. Oh, btw, black and white pandas are a cliche! They're black and yellow, just to clear things up. XDXD But anyways, the pandas were pretty cute. They were just eating and sleeping, it's a good life, I guess. Yay I'm be back in Singapore tomorrow at 2am! Yay. I, like it. XDXD Right, adios, the post has ended.
Okay from here on you can stop cos it's just gonna be nonsense.
OKay this is my post translated to chinese and back.
Yay, I am typing on the train from Qingdao to Shanghai. As you may know, my Government to review the Blogger and Facebook, and other unknown reasons (my sister said, "This is to prevent the spread of the idea of" dissidents) Anyway, I can not use them, so I typed this into Notepad, save it, then copy it laterr.
China is in fact super-pollution. Beijing is the case, really hazy and materials. But anyway, I sectionising (I copyright that word!) According to different parts of this post I went.
Beijing:
In Beijing's traffic is crazy, it's like a constant traffic jam. Urks, we (my family) to the two parks do the first two days, it is so boring because all you see is trees, soil, water. And ancient Chinese architecture shitloads. To the Great Wall the next day. Damn Great Wall is great. In addition to the real high (steep) steps, it is shocking. From the highest point of view is great. (Well not really) (("The Great Wall is an amazing feat of China's brilliant." - My sister (that suckup))) then we went to the Ming Tombs, including smoking, reasons we do not see the grave, but wax. The next day we went to Tiananmen Square, Forbidden City and Ze (which is not prohibited now, Cuz there is a tourist load). Tan Square, Square, like the Chinese propaganda. Forbidden City each ritty also boring, but I think it is you see a super cool cosine antiquecy jade and pottery. We went to see the next alley. Boringo. But I do get to drink rum. Yeah! Oh, there is a very bad joke, right? "Why Mexico away from the cliff, his wife?" "Tequila!" Said the Mexican accent, and now, it's going to kill her. Yes, which ended in Beijing.
Dalian:
Visit my maternal family here, yay it was fun. My grandmother and uncle are really great cooks, they made a good food such as abalone, fish and materials. It is shocking. My aunt has completely spoiled me for bread, like Maomaochong (you guessed it the great things of my sister, it is like a grasshopper) and the cream cakes and materials. We did not do anything, just bumper cars. But usually we just sit at home and eat. Good stuff.
Qingdao:
Qingdao is boringggggg. We visited my father's family who lived in the countryside, chickens and materials, and stayed a night there. I have a nephew! A super cute idea. And greed. Believe me, he likes to eat an egg in an hour, a tomato, biscuits, and two boxes of milk. My sister said, "He oversized eyes and long eyelashes, he is the most adorable baby, I've seen. Bachelor!" Degree is baby syndrome, is not nonsense, by the way! He was drooling like crazy. He drooled before me and my sister's jeans. Urks. He spat in my sister a baby formula. "This kid, he's cute!", My sister. (In my experience, it does not matter who, my lovely sister's book, no matter what they do.) Then we went to Laoshan. The springs are super cool, very beautiful. Yes, I drink it, even though it may be polluted like crazy. Yes, this is now all.
Ze Train:
China is a mess of my mind and health! As the sun rises very early, I always want to get up, 7, did not get enough sleep. Oh, I'm dead. (I feel like vomiting up! Motion sickness!) Were ALot actually did not buy the first class train ticket, but only go there of it incomplete. TypicallyChinese. Yes, by the way, I was first class. I can not believe I missed the class party! I think there are not one of the festival. Damn, I failed. Hope this is good, anyway. In this super-weird guy sitting in front of me, like, always look back and I as. Odd, that.
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Shanghai:
I went to the Shanghai World Expo! Yay it is shocking. Ah, anyway, I like it, even though most of its time for the position in the queue. My sister and I each bought this strange passporty things, where you can stamp from different Pavillions. So basically any Pavillions you go, you can get a stamp to prove you went to. I went to the British Museum, Museum of Chinese province, China Pavilion, the Australian Museum, the Pacific Islands Pavilion, Pavilion United Nations, the World Trade Center Museum, Museum of the Netherlands, Africa Museum, Belgium Pavilion. Stamps are shitloads. (Okay I admit it, I went just to stamp. XDXD) Ye, but I did not go to South America Pavillions, Church. Yes ah. Oh, the trivia of our hotel. It has a computer! Yay, it's rock. Also went to a place called "The Bund." Do not ask me what is the Bund, it is just what it is. Night great. All this in Shanghai. I admit, not a truly great place.
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Chengdu: Well, I guess. Endure. The first day, to a number of ancient water separating things. I think I should appreciate the genius of ancient China, but I did not. The next two days, we went to a tour group to the two "Buddha" Hill. Leshan, Emei Shan. Very boring, though.
Oh, and from here is a weird gamey thing Iplayed with my sis. You basically write a part of lyrics from a song and make it into a hybrid song
I remember what you wore on the first day.
For some reason I can't explain,
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.
Whatcha got girl, is hard to find.
Whaddya want from me.
I want you to know, that it doesn't matter, where we take this road someone's gotta go
Between the lines of fear and blame.
I'm all outta faith, this is how I feel.
Let's waste time, chasing cars around our heads.
But I'm here for your entertainment.
When you try your best but you don't succeed.
I've got another secret for ya.,
I gotta feeling (ooh ooh) that tonight's gonna be a good night.
But i've never really had one.
Cos when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you,
and this moment now, capture it remember it.
Pictures of you, pictures of me, hanging on the wall for the world to see.
Ya got a big ego (huh huh huh)
Stupid girl, I should've known, I should've known.
Imma bee, imma bee.
Trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.
she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers.
Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere.
A strawberry avalanche washed over me.
Cos a girl like you's impossible to find, impossible to find.
This summer's day.
yup.
right im done, cos this is long enough bye.
xx
