The Maniac

Friday, April 30, 2010

Pokemon, What Happened To You-Alex Day(Nerimon)
I remember when there were only 150 of you
Well, technically 151 if you are counting Mew, but I digress
I guess I spent the best years of my little life
Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives
And I miss the Pokémon Center
I miss its music too
And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water
Pokémon, what happened to you?

In the old days, you only got one form of every kind
I could name all the Gym Leaders, didnt even have to try
But now youve shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs
Oh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasnt used for sex
I miss the cycling road, dont you know
I miss the music too
And I cant believe you used to be in black and white
Pokémon, what happened to you

Now Legendary means nothing to me
Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty
And I only want three choices for my Eevee
I dont want a rival if his name is not Gary

And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, I dont know

I miss holding down the B button when I thought it made it easier
I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it
I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon
I dont accept your Leaf Green, theyll always be Red and Blue to me

Yesterday I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown
The spelled the words Im sorry on behalf of Nintendo
We dont get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so
And the Pokédex was fine, it didnt need a radio
I miss the Team Rocket hideout
And I miss the music too
And why have shinies if theyre so impossible to find
Pokémon, what happened to you
Pokémon, what happened to you

And Ill never again experience that joy of mine
Because you are incompatible with my brand new DSi
WOOTS!
i love that song.
but it's actually a pointless song.
quite like weird al yankovic.
anyways, i've been adding people as my SIBLING, on fb.
wtfs.
so far, i have ryan, shaun(i know what you're think) and my classmate,.
if you want me to add you as a sibling, just tell me(but i doubt so!)
anyways.
i should post more.
i played rugby these days.
damn sore.
y'know there's this midge in our class that will fall if you just lift up his leg and push him.
he's pathetic.
but he runs damn fast.
so he's pretty good.
we would spend the recess at the rugby field playing rugby, and running away when coach jock comes.
LINE-UPS ROCK!
yes...
hmmmm what else....
CHECK OUT NERIMON ON YOUTUBE!!!!
it's awesome.
XDXD
yeah i think i'll end here.
goodbye, adios, bye, au revoir, 再见!!
FUCK OFF. 

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